Cert 15 | 107 mins | 2014
4 stars for this completely insane, star filled action film.
Machete Kills is the sequel to Machete and is written and directed by Robert Rodriguez (Sin City, Once Upon A Time In Mexico).
Machete Kills tells the story of Machete (Danny Trejo – From Dusk Till Dawn, Heat), an ex federal agent who is recruited by the President Of The United States…more
Cert 18 | 99 mins | 2014
5 stars for this totally bonkers and unique film.
John Dies At The End is based on the cult novel of the same name written by David Wong and directed by Don Coscarelli (The Beastmaster, Bubba Ho-tep).
This is a comedy/ fantasy/ horror, not a combination you would expect to see, yet it manages to be all three of these things very well.
John…more
Cert 12 | 97 mins | 2014
4 stars for this quirky Scottish romantic comedy.
Not Another Happy Ending is directed by John McKay (Crush, We’ll Take Manhattan) and written by David Solomans (Five Children and It).
This is the story of Jane Lockhart (Karen Gillan – Doctor Who, Guardians Of The Galaxy), a struggling first time author who finally lands a publishing contract with a Glaswegian publishing company…more
Cert 18 | 89 mins | 2000
3 Stars for the exploits of young love.
Tinto Brass (Frivolous Lola) shows his hand at the erotica that he is famous for.
The film starts with our heroine Carla, (Yuliya mayarchuck, Go Go Tales) strolling across a London park in the heat of a sunny summer day, taking in all the sights of couples, business men and a flasher, who for…more
Cert 18 | 105 mins | 1998
3 Star Italian Titillation.
Directed by the King of erotica Tinto Brass, (Cheeky (Trasgredire)), even though his most famous film is the one he disassociated himself from (Caligula).
The film centres around 1950’s Italy, in a small town where everybody knows all about all.
Lola, (Anna Ammirati, Dark Love) and Masetto, (Mario Parodi, Cheeky) plan on getting married and Masetto has the…more
Cert PG | 113 mins
3 stars for this contemporary version of the Shakespeare classic.
This new adaptation of the well known play by William Shakespeare is directed by Carlo Carlei (The Last Legion, Fluke) and adapted for the screen by Julian Fellowes (Gosford Park, Downton Abbey), whose influence is clearly visible in the lavish settings and costumes.
In case there is anyone out there not familiar…more
Cert 15 | 95 mins
2 stars for this pretty but lacking in substance take on the story of Dracula.
Dracula: The Dark Prince is an action/ fantasy, directed by Pearry Reginald Teo (The Gene Generation, Take Me Somewhere Nice) and is loosely based on the Dracula myth, featuring Van Helsing (John Voight – Mission: Impossible, Heat), the renowned vampire hunter.
In this new version of the…more
